Christmas envelopes going out today! #snailmail #stamps
Here’s my advice: leave her the fuck alone. She doesn’t owe you sex, dude, no one does. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Be grateful that this girl is even speaking to you, saying shit like this. Stop trying to have sex with her and just accept that NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU REGARDLESS OF HOW “NICE” YOU THINK YOU ARE.
^ This forever.
Samantha Bee you beautiful Canadian
I love those (sadly rare) cases of the Daily Show’s normally clueless interview subjects suddenly realizing that their argument/point/outlook is really bad, instead of just doubling down on the fist-pumping.